A look into my transformation from a couch potato to an active adult.

 

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

(Source: 37roses)

It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.

Candace Ross-Nelson

sargasmic-humor:

when the teacher throws some serious shade at the asshole student

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hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

(Source: naho-tan)

I started at a three minute delay because there were so many of us. So that should say 21:14. I thought I was going to die!

I started at a three minute delay because there were so many of us. So that should say 21:14. I thought I was going to die!